Worrying new signs appear (April Fools)

A dog walker out this morning took the below picture on his phone and sent it in. He was taking his morning constitutional in the meadow at the end of the airfield and noticed some new signage from the Homes & Communities Agency, similar to the older signs but with a stronger message:

The Homes and Communities Agency up the ante.
The Homes and Communities Agency up the ante

Dog walkers and other recreational users are advised not to confront any armed or unarmedĀ  officials from the agency but instead lodge an objection with them. You can do this by calling the number on the sign and asking for Ms Flora Pilo, head of public relations and estate management. Be careful out there!